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Infrequently Asked Questions

Why don't you have artwork from Tristan da Kunha, Chilean Antarctic Territory, Diego Garcia and Bikini Atoll?

I can't find any.

Why is your website so basic?

I can't afford a pro.

Why are some of your prices high?

So that I can afford a pro.

 Are you at least open to offers?

If you  make me one I cannot refuse...

Will you have an "arrivals" section?

Possibly. I am more keen on "departures" at this moment.

Are you mad?

That is a frequently asked question - another section.