You mention "Global Art". Why don't you have artwork from Tristan da Kunha, Chilean Antarctic Territory, Diego Garcia and Bikini Atoll?

I can't find any.

Why is your website so basic?

I can't afford a pro.

Some of your prices appear a bit high, why?

So that I can afford a pro.

 Are you at least open to offers?

If you make me one I cannot refuse...

I see you have an "arrivals" section.

Yes, but I am more interested in departures.

Do you use cookies?

Only to feed the occasional stray dog.

Are you mad?

That is a frequently asked question - section pending.