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Infrequently Asked Questions
Why don't you have artwork from Tristan da Kunha, Chilean Antarctic Territory, Diego Garcia and Bikini Atoll?
I can't find any.
Why is your website so basic?
I can't afford a pro.
Why are some of your prices high?
So that I can afford a pro.
Are you at least open to offers?
If you make me one I cannot refuse...
Will you have an "arrivals" section?
Possibly. I am more keen on "departures" at this moment.
Are you mad?
That is a frequently asked question - another section.